This is a useful resource…
i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen
whoa there scarfshipping
I think Hannibal beat you to it.
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
I read this in school and had a 10 minute long presentation about this….Oh those icelandic people again
This is a valuable lesson
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
im like crying now
we ride together
we die together
the always beautiful Alison Brie - by Miko Lim, Esquire - May 2013
Dominoes falling in the form of Van Gogh’s Starry Night
DID SOMEONE CHUCK A DOMINO WHEN THAT ONE SWIRL DIDNT FALL im PISSING
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
I spent ten minutes trying to work out why there was a face coming out of his stomach
Biologists would have you call this thing an Armadillo-Girdled Lizard, Cordylus cataphractus, but I won’t be fooled. This is clearly a baby dragon. They also have this adorable habit of biting their own tails for no discernible reason. Which is adorable until you remember what the ouroboros is, and inevitably conclude that these things are also dark magic.
Magical dragons. It all makes sense.